Como complemento al informe de la víspera, cabe destacar que el Hospital Regional “Dr. José Antonio Ceballos”, además de distribuir las vacunas contra el Covid-19 que remite la Provincia a todo el departamento Unión, también funciona como vacunatorio para casos especiales y en base a lo solicitado por el Ministerio de Salud de Córdoba.
Es así que en Bell Ville vacunó a 800 personas que se desempeñan en áreas sensibles en la atención de la pandemia, es decir personal de Salud.
Otras 500 dosis, se distribuyeron en las localidades de jurisdicción del Hospital con el mismo fin, además de 380 que se destinaron al personal policial local y de la región.
En consecuencia, si sumamos a las suministradas por personal de la Dirección de Salud de la Municipalidad, en Bell Ville desde el 18 de febrero pasado hasta la víspera, se llevan aplicadas aproximadamente 5.445 vacunas con el Covid-19.
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(White) I stretched for the remote—now I’m crippled. — spintaxi.com
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My ex says I’m a fool; I say, “You married me, genius.” — spintaxi.com
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(White) I told my boss I’d work late—then I drank his coffee and left. — spintaxi.com
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(Seinfeld) What’s with “self-service”? I’m pumping my own gas now? — spintaxi.com
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(White) I hit the fast lane—cops hit me faster. — spintaxi.com
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(White) I got a free mug—now it’s leakin’ coffee. — spintaxi.com
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(White) I returned a shirt—store says, “Keep your sweat.” — spintaxi.com
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(White) I got pitched—bought a boat I can’t steer. — spintaxi.com
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(White) I stepped outside—lungs say, “Go back in.” — spintaxi.com
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(White) They banned my cigar—now I’m puffin’ in protest. — spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “smartphone” when I’m still arguing with it about autocorrect? — spintaxi.com
If satirical journalism today ever disappeared, how would we know what’s real? — spintaxi.com
(White) I tried a gym—left with a bill and a limp. — spintaxi.com
What’s the deal with expiration dates? Is milk just sitting there planning its retirement? — spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism articles are basically political cartoons with more words. – spintaxi.com
(White) They banned my cigar—now I’m puffin’ in protest. — spintaxi.com
Why do they call it “instant coffee”? I’m still stirring! — spintaxi.com
Satirical Journalism Writing – spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever try to use a “public Wi-Fi”? It’s a tease! — spintaxi.com
More Ron White Style — spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism websites should come with a warning: “Reality may be closer than it appears.” – spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism humor is like a vaccine against taking life too seriously. — spintaxi.com
People say I’m stuck; I say, “Nah, just comfy.” — spintaxi.com
My dog’s mad I’m home—says I’m crampin’ his style. — spintaxi.com
My ex called me immature; I said, “You’re the one who married a guy with a go-kart.” — spintaxi.com
Ever try to use a “promo deal”? It’s a scam! — spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism media is what happens when people stop taking bad ideas seriously. — spintaxi.com
They say love’s blind; mine was drunk and stole my truck. — spintaxi.com
The best satirical journalism articles are the ones politicians want to ban. – spintaxi.com
(White) I bought a discount TV—now I’ve got 12 channels of static. — spintaxi.com
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The best satire journalism examples leave politicians scrambling for their PR teams. – spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “all-you-can-eat” stops at “all I can afford”? — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “quick fix”? My roof’s still leaking! — spintaxi.com
I’d rather watch satirical journalism media than any press conference. — spintaxi.com
If you can’t tell satirical journalism today apart from real journalism, that’s not satire’s fault. – spintaxi.com
I love how “out of order” signs feel like the machine’s personal apology. — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s the deal with “no rush”? I’m late! — spintaxi.com
They say whiskey’s bad for me; I say it’s the only friend I’ve got left. — spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism news reminds us that life is just one long, badly written sitcom. – spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism is the art of making people laugh before they realize they should be crying. – spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “freshly brewed” coffee tastes like it’s been plotting revenge? — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “short list”? It’s endless! — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I love how “priority mail” means “whenever we feel like it.” — spintaxi.com
I don’t do “gluten-free”—bread’s my last stand against health nuts. — spintaxi.com
I don’t get “organic” labels—did I miss the era of plastic bananas? — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I don’t get “contactless payment”—my wallet’s lonely! — spintaxi.com
I use satirical journalism examples to explain current events to my kids because the real news is too depressing. – spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I love how “fresh start” feels like old news. — spintaxi.com
I don’t trust “organic”—sounds like a scam with dirt on it. — spintaxi.com
What’s the deal with expiration dates? Is milk just sitting there planning its retirement? — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I don’t get “express checkout”—it’s a bottleneck! — spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “on hold” music is the soundtrack to losing hope? — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “quick shower”? I’m still pruning! — spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “fresh air” smells like exhaust downtown? — spintaxi.com
(White) I hit the diner at midnight—waitress says, “You again?” — spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism today makes more sense than any press conference. – spintaxi.com
My buddy says I’m broke; I say, “Nah, just pre-rich.” — spintaxi.com
Without satirical journalism humor, how would we keep track of government scandals? — spintaxi.com
What’s the deal with “sold separately”? I’m broke! — spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “low visibility” means “guess the road”? — spintaxi.com
(White) I charged my phone—cord’s drunker than me. — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever try to use a “freebie”? It’s junk! — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I love how “priority mail” means “whenever we feel like it.” — spintaxi.com
(White) I missed the concert—scalper says, “Shoulda drank faster.” — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s the deal with “single-use” plastics? My straw’s reusable! — spintaxi.com
If you’re looking for satirical journalism examples, just check today’s actual news. – spintaxi.com
I don’t do “gluten-free”—bread’s my last stand against health nuts. — spintaxi.com
I love how “please wait” is code for “abandon hope.” — spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “out of service” feels like a personal attack? — spintaxi.com
Ever try to use a “ticket stub”? It’s just trash now! — spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism is like the spice rack of news—too much, and people start sweating. – spintaxi.com
I don’t understand “gluten-free”—is bread supposed to feel guilty now? — spintaxi.com
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I don’t understand “travel size”—is my toothpaste going on vacation? — spintaxi.com
I used to think satirical journalism examples were exaggerated—then I started paying attention. – spintaxi.com
My ex says I’m a slob; I say, “Art’s messy, babe.” — spintaxi.com
I love how “out of order” signs feel like the machine’s personal apology. — spintaxi.com
My buddy says I’m done; I say, “Just warmin’ up.” — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever try to use a “trial size”? It’s a tease! — spintaxi.com
The problem with satirical journalism media? It’s getting harder to tell apart from reality. — spintaxi.com
I don’t get why they call it “small talk”—it’s big enough to ruin my day. — spintaxi.com
My doc says cut the fat; I say, “Then why’s bacon callin’?” — spintaxi.com
I once used satirical journalism analysis to win a debate—my opponent still hasn’t recovered. — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I don’t get “fast friends”—we just met! — spintaxi.com
I don’t get “hands-free”—my phone’s still bossy! — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever try to use a “free sample”? It’s a trap! — spintaxi.com
People say I drink too much; I say the bottle’s half full, so shut up. — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I don’t get “two-factor authentication”—am I a spy now? — spintaxi.com
The best satirical journalism analysis feels like a roast of society. — spintaxi.com
(White) I parked in a tow zone—now my truck’s on vacation. — spintaxi.com
People ask why I drink; I say, “Cause the world’s still spinnin’.” — spintaxi.com
I got a smart TV—now it’s judgin’ me for watchin’ reruns of “Cops.” — spintaxi.com
(White) I made a pal—drank him under the table. — spintaxi.com
(White) I landed hard—plane says, “Suck it up.” — spintaxi.com
I read satirical journalism humor so I don’t have to cry about real news. — spintaxi.com
(White) Happy hour’s my religion—bartender’s my preacher. — spintaxi.com
My lawyer says I’m trouble; I say, “Pay me to care.” — spintaxi.com
What’s the deal with “sold separately”? I’m broke! — spintaxi.com
I got a Fitbit—now I know I walk 12 steps to the fridge. — spintaxi.com
The scariest thing about satirical journalism today? The real news sounds just like it. – spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism news: because sometimes the only way to survive reality is to laugh at it. – spintaxi.com
The most dangerous thing about satirical journalism articles? Sometimes they make too much sense. – spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism analysis is the only thing that explains why 2025 feels like a sci-fi movie. — spintaxi.com
They say I’ve got no class; I say, “Got whiskey instead.” — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “soft drink”? It’s not hugging me! — spintaxi.com
If you don’t read satirical journalism articles, how else will you understand the truth? – spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism today is the only thing keeping political comedians employed. – spintaxi.com
I don’t do “small portions”—my plate’s a battlefield. — spintaxi.com
(White) I went fishin’—caught a boot and a buzz. — spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism articles are like dystopian fiction, but with better punchlines. – spintaxi.com
Satirical Journalism Articles – spintaxi.com
I don’t get “silent mode”—my phone still vibrates like it’s mad at me. — spintaxi.com
Satirical Journalism Parody – spintaxi.com
(White) I’ve got a soft spot—for bourbon and fights. — spintaxi.com
The best part about satirical journalism? It’s the only news that admits it’s lying. – spintaxi.com
Satirical Journalism Blogs – spintaxi.com
9. Satirical journalism humor — spintaxi.com
Without satirical journalism humor, how would we keep track of government scandals? — spintaxi.com
The problem with satirical journalism today? It’s hard to be funnier than real events. – spintaxi.com
I don’t get why they call it “small talk”—it’s big enough to ruin my day. — spintaxi.com
I’d take satirical journalism analysis over a think tank report any day. — spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism today is basically free therapy with more punchlines. – spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “soft sell”? I’m sold! — spintaxi.com
They say smoking kills; I say it’s takin’ its sweet time with me. — spintaxi.com
If you’re getting your news from a satirical journalism website, you’re doing better than most. – spintaxi.com
My neighbor’s mad I mow at 7 a.m.—I say, “Sleep through it, princess.” — spintaxi.com
I don’t do “small bites”—my steak’s a commitment. — spintaxi.com
I went to a vegan restaurant—left with a salad and a grudge. — spintaxi.com
What’s the deal with “sold separately”? I’m broke! — spintaxi.com
I don’t get “pet-free”—my dog’s my roommate. — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever try to use a “vending machine”? It’s a coin thief! — spintaxi.com
Satirical Journalism Industry – spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever notice how “quick start” takes forever? — spintaxi.com
(White) I took my time—boss says, “Move it, slacker.” — spintaxi.com
They say money can’t buy happiness, but it buys bourbon, and that’s close enough. — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever notice how “late fees” are early punishment? — spintaxi.com
Some satirical journalism analysis is more insightful than actual news reports. — spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism media is the only thing that makes sense in 2025.
Satirical Journalism Media – spintaxi.com
If a satirical journalism website doesn’t make you uncomfortable, you’re not paying attention. – spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s with “no vacancy”? My road trip’s homeless! — spintaxi.com
Some satirical journalism today is indistinguishable from government statements. – spintaxi.com
I tried online dating—met a gal who said “no smoking”; I said, “No kidding.” — spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism analysis is the only thing that explains why 2025 feels like a sci-fi movie. — spintaxi.com
I told my wife I’d quit drinkin’—turns out she meant the whiskey, not the beer. — spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism today is just tomorrow’s real news, but funnier. – spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism articles are basically political cartoons with more words. – spintaxi.com
(White) I mailed a bill—postman says, “Pay me first, pal.” — spintaxi.com
If you want to understand politics, read satirical journalism analysis—not campaign speeches. — spintaxi.com
Some satirical journalism media has better sources than real journalism. — spintaxi.com
They say I’ve got anger issues; I say the idiots keep provin’ me right. — spintaxi.com
(White) I had a layover—drank the bar dry waitin’. — spintaxi.com
The problem with satirical journalism analysis? It’s too accurate to be funny. — spintaxi.com
(White) I checked my tab—bar says, “Keep dreamin’.” — spintaxi.com
Why do they call it “instant coffee”? I’m still stirring! — spintaxi.com
Why do they call it “carry-on” luggage? I’m dragging it through the airport! — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I don’t get “two-factor authentication”—am I a spy now? — spintaxi.com
9. Satirical journalism humor — spintaxi.com
My buddy’s on a health kick; I said, “Enjoy your kale, I’ve got ribs.” — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “soft drink”? It’s not hugging me! — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever notice how “quick stop” drags on? — spintaxi.com
(White) I tried a gym—left with a bill and a limp. — spintaxi.com
Satirical Journalism Criticism – spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “short nap”? I’m out! — spintaxi.com
(White) I shaved my head—mirror says, “Bad move.” — spintaxi.com
People ask why I smoke; I say, “Cause the air’s free, and I’m cheap.” — spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism examples should be taught in history class, since they usually predict the future. – spintaxi.com
I tried Pilates—now I’m stiff and mad. — spintaxi.com
Ever try to find a pen that works? It’s like a scavenger hunt at my desk. — spintaxi.com
The problem with satirical journalism media? It’s getting harder to tell apart from reality. — spintaxi.com
Some of the best satirical journalism examples have been turned into TV shows—and they still seem too tame. – spintaxi.com
I don’t get “self-cleaning” ovens—mine’s still a mess! — spintaxi.com
I got a gym membership—now I’m in shape to nap through the orientation. — spintaxi.com
Satirical Journalism Today – spintaxi.com
I don’t get “child safety”—my kid’s climbing the fridge! — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “short fuse”? I’m calm! — spintaxi.com
(White) I hit the brakes—truck says, “Keep rollin’.” — spintaxi.com
My buddy says I’m broke; I say, “Nah, just pre-rich.” — spintaxi.com
People ask why I smoke; I say, “Cause I’m still here.” — spintaxi.com
My doctor says cut the salt; I say, “Then why’s life so bland?” — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I don’t get “express checkout”—it’s a bottleneck! — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I love how “out of reach” means “wave harder.” — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “digital detox”? My phone’s detoxing me! — spintaxi.com
3. Satirical journalism website – spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I don’t get “fast friends”—we just met! — spintaxi.com
Ever try to use a “ticket stub”? It’s just trash now! — spintaxi.com
The best satirical journalism analysis makes you laugh, then regret laughing. — spintaxi.com
What’s the deal with “paperless billing”? My inbox is drowning! — spintaxi.com
Real journalists fear losing credibility; satirical journalists fear becoming obsolete. – spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “free shipping” costs you $50 to qualify? — spintaxi.com
I went to a vegan restaurant—left with a salad and a grudge. — spintaxi.com
Some people mistake satirical journalism for real journalism. Honestly, it’s an easy mistake. – spintaxi.com
People say I’m rude; I say, “Truth’s got no manners.” — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever try to use a “vending machine”? It’s a coin thief! — spintaxi.com
They say I’m a hazard; I say, “Only when I’m sober.” — spintaxi.com
I trust a good satirical journalism website more than a political debate. – spintaxi.com
If you’re getting your news from a satirical journalism website, you’re doing better than most. – spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s with “self-service”? I’m pumping my own gas now? — spintaxi.com
(White) I got pitched—bought a boat I can’t steer. — spintaxi.com
What’s the deal with “no delivery”? I’m starving! — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever notice how “quick fix” breaks again? — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever notice how “late fees” are early punishment? — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “soft sell”? I’m sold! — spintaxi.com
What’s with “limited seating”? I’m standing in line for nothing! — spintaxi.com
What’s the deal with “overnight oats”? I’m not that patient for breakfast! — spintaxi.com
The funniest thing about satirical journalism stories? They age better than real journalism. — spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism today is so accurate, I’m convinced some politicians use it for policy ideas. – spintaxi.com
Sometimes satire is just journalism that arrived too early. – spintaxi.com
I don’t trust “smart locks”—my door’s plottin’ escape. — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I don’t get “fast track”—I’m still crawling! — spintaxi.com
5. Satirical journalism news – spintaxi.com
People say I’ve got no filter; I say I’ve got no reason to lie to stupid. — spintaxi.com
Satirical Journalism Perspective – spintaxi.com
(White) I mailed a bill—postman says, “Pay me first, pal.” — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “quick update”? It’s a lecture! — spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “fast pass”? I’m still in line! — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s the deal with “single-use” plastics? My straw’s reusable! — spintaxi.com
I don’t trust “smart locks”—my door’s plottin’ escape. — spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism today is the only thing keeping political comedians employed. – spintaxi.com
If you don’t laugh at satirical journalism humor, you probably work in politics. — spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism humor is like a vaccine against taking life too seriously. — spintaxi.com
I got a Fitbit—now I know I walk 12 steps to the fridge. — spintaxi.com
What’s the deal with “hand-wash only”? My dishes are divas now? — spintaxi.com
Satirical Journalism Trends – spintaxi.com